Comedians (20739 Tracks)
Just random sayings of us. Can be used for prank calls easily.
A selection of comedic stylings from the late, great Sam Kinison where he muses on everything from Jesus to the Manson family to Dr. Ruth. Adult language is guaranteed.
Nick Swardson Tug Tug Terri on Reno 911
A SNL skit with Will Ferrell as the late Chicago Cubs broadcaster Harry Caray doing a gig as a TV science program host. Why would a goofy baseball announcer be hosting a TV science program? Short clips at end perfect for calls.
You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. Like for example the popular phrase from Dave Chappelle... "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Hear the source of this phenomenon!
A favorite all my life - here are some classic bits and sound bites from one of the all-time greats in comedy. Check out his site below.
Sounds from the Little Britain comedy by Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
Listen to some these funny words used by the comedy.
A collection of soundbites and audio clips from the Jerky Boys
Collection of quotes from Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. Credit to Bethesda Softworks. Slightly modified sound files from Elder Scrolls IV Shivering Isles. Originally intended to torment telemarketers and scammers; when used as a phone sound board it will give the caller an unforgettable experience.
Dave Chappelle plays rapper/producer Lil' Jon doing normal, everyday tasks, with a vocabulary consisting of almost nothing but the words 'Yeah!', 'WHAT?!', and 'O-kay!' The real Lil' Jon appeared in one sketch with Chappelle's character, using his catchphrases in an excessively dignified accent.
Martin Lawrence is one of the most popular and successful black comedians. Listen to some of his clips... Woooh Ohhh!!!
Enjoy these audio clips of Richard Pryor, the GREATEST stand-up comic ever. He played drums in the night club before began as a middlebrow comic inspired by Bill Cosby. Adult Language.
Steve Carell possesses a sort of surreal, outlandish, and childish comic persona that is only enhanced by his deceptively straight-laced appearance. Check out the clips of this cultural icon!
Funny Clips from Dave Chappelle
This Comedian was On the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Bill Engval, Larry the Cable guy, Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White were really successful with that Tour. Enjoy his Tater Salad Story!
The best JonTron quotes
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This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!
Cartoons just wouldn't be cartoons without the loopy, larger-than-life sound effects. The whams, zips, swooshes, zaps, beep-beeps, and pows are what make animation really come alive! Every cartoon needs a dose of pizzazz... Download for less than $0.05 per track. Or just enjoy!
Fart fun everyone. Fart tunes and fart sounds that are truly a gas!
Did you fart? - No. Then which one is you? Every fart you can imagine is here...
Barking is a dogs natural reaction to changes in his environment, he should be allowed to indulge himself as long as its reasonable but some dogs bark at everything they see and hear. Listen to these barking dogs clips some maybe irritable but some are cute...
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