Some words are simply funnier than others. Your word choice can be the key to creating a successful witty line or a dud. The sound of certain words can virtually guarantee a laugh. Check this out!

The sound activated on/off switch. With clap detection lights. 2 Claps turn on the lamp. 3 Claps turn on the TV. The Clapper can control one or two appliances at the same time. Gonna buy this one, I hate having to get out of bed to turn the lights off at night.

Why does he call me only when he wants sex? The answer is simple: youve become his booty call. A booty call is someone that you use for sex. Booty call sex is straight forward; it is no strings attached and purely physical. If you are going to have one, make sure emotions dont come into play. Adult Language.

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, the man who revolutionized music, especially music videos, and a world icon, passed away on June 25th 2009 at the age of 50. He will be greatly missed, but never forgotten. Rest In Peace Michael Jackson!

Cool tones I have gathered.

17 yr old Adrianne Ledesma gets arrested for using the f-bomb in a call to 9-1-1 for an ambulance. She called 9-1-1 after her father had a stroke. The rude officer hangs up on her because of her language instead of helping her.

Sound clips from the Noobs on Tape series.

Trash Talking alien voice bits done by me from Metal Balls 3 Rise of the KND a inde Metal Slug parody and "coming soon" Kids Next Door voice bits(3 and 1) and more Alien bits. You can use these for prank calls and vent harassment but they can be used for other stuff too. If you got questions IM me on my YT channel.

Some people obviously think calling 911 will solve all sorts of problems. It is hard to believe that folks would call 911 with things like this going on, some of these are pretty funny. Here are some of the more ridiculous calls for emergency assistance. Adult Language.

Jack In The Box is a large fast- food chain headquartered in San Diego, California. The restaurant chain was founded in 1951 by Robert Peterson. Today, it is an independant corporation with approx. 1,600 locations in 15 states, primarily in the southwest. So, if you're ever in the vicinity of a Jack in the Box restaurant, stop in, give it a try!

Although annoying in nature these songs are also very rewarding to listen to. Check this out!

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Antithesis is a figure of balance in which two contrasting ideas are intentionally juxtaposed, usually through parallel structure. Some English writers use antithesis. Listen to some of the sample clips.

Audio Clips of CNN's nutty news reporter Richard Quest who's a very Brittish fast talker and globe hopping star.

Some of the funniest News Anchor Fail clips.

Listen how some of the artists, movies, and celebrities battle in their own right!

Dayjob Orchestra is a band that also makes silly videos. Happy in Paraguay is an entertaining lip dub done to the cast of Star Trek. A re-dub of Star Trek that proves, if anything, that lip-reading is harder than it seems. Apple juice, for half price! Adult Language.

Chris Wallace is the host of FOX News Sunday, FOX Broadcasting Company's Sunday morning public affairs program. Recently, Wallace earned praise when he served as a panel member at the GOP Presidential Debate in South Carolina in May 2007.