I work many, many hours at my computer with a TV on the side to keep me company. These are clips and bites as I encounter them in my viewing. You'll find many of my favs from Bad Santa, Southpark, Phil Hartman, Pacino and the best line from The Paper a la Robert Duvall. New includes Dewey Cox and the sad violin.

Phone calls don't get better than this

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Despicable Me Minions Soundboard. The Minions are small, yellow, cylindrical, creatures who have one or two eyes. Get funny and cool Minions sound. Minions 2015 movie music can be really funny.

Various messages for using with my cellphone voicemail

Okay my soundboard is all about Family Guy My Fav. Show

Used for one of my campaigns.

Listenings 1.1 to 3.14

WTF? Whoooohahahahaha!

tourettes guy

Everybody's favorite Protoss player, Orb, goes on a fascinating journey with the goal of letting us all know just how terrible Blizzard is at balance.

When you want to mess with them