Is your computer female? Replace you default sounds & notification settings and she will speak to you!

Can I have a drumroll please? Right before your big punchline you gotta have a drum roll. These audio clips deliver a hit everytime, but your joke may not.

The classic noises every boy loves to make... Machine guns sounds! It is legal for your phone to have a machine gun sounds but you could be held responsible when these gunfire sounds would lead the public to panic.

Here's a collection of different types of Cartoon Sound Effects from familiar to unusual sound effects that you're looking for.

all sound effect that you want to put on your sounds enjoy folks!!!!!!!

The most Rarest and Wicked Dancehall Dj Sound Effects/Sound Samples For all the Deejays out there, that are music lovers & mix lovers. Also The Long anticipated Release of ZJ Chrome Sound Effects/Sound Samples That Jamaican Radio Dj, Zj Chrome uses But now its all available For all the Deejays out there, that are music lovers & mix lovers.

We already live with many objects that are, in one sense, robots. The future will have many more robots, and they'll most certainly be much more advanced. Listen to these computer voices and robot sounds... THEY'RE COMING!!!

Sound effects full of suspense from the hit game show Deal or No deal.

Listen to these clips you will realize it can be a giggle, it can be utilized in various applications such as mobile phone ring tones or being sent as a background sound in an email. Some are rude, others are menacing. Adult Language

Sound clips from the LCARS computer in the Star Trek the Next generation tv series. It had a female voice and she was succinct, precise and unforgiving when comprimised or reprogammed by the bad guys!

Cowbell is an instrument that brings extra oomph, that extra push over the top. It's the cymbal's evil third cousin. It's the dark ring that pounds in the back of your brain and lets you know, it's time to rock. Listen here!

These are the every day noises you hear from the world's most precious babies. Enjoy these beautiful baby noises!

Growing collection of automotive soundbytes.

STOP FOR SIRENS! It's an emergency vehicle... pull over and stop! Ambulances and fire trucks need to get where they are going in a hurry. It's not that these vehicles speed, it's that they use their sirens and lights to slow the traffic around them.

The best and most complete Vine soundboard Listen to all your favorite vine sounds on demand! This Vine soundboard contains all the funny catch phrases from vine! Credits: 21 - Hype & Kyri, a potato flew around my room - pg bree, barely - Donna Goudeau, baby goat - Sarah Herrin, broom broom - Tish Simmonds, bruh - Popin I

If you have always wanted Real gun sounds , then this is your lucky day. For those real gun sound enthusiasts out there check this out!

Mobile music is still the hottest thing in an on the go Japanese lifestyle. Here are some of the recent trends of Japanese Ringtones for your mobile phones... I find them cute and funny!!! Some have Japanese Swearing too. Adult Language.

One way of showing our love or affection is by kissing. There are a number of ways of kissing and expressing it depending on the range of our emotions. Here are different sound clips of a kiss.