Audio clips of incompetent band manager Murray Hewitt from the show Flight of The Conchords. Murray manages the band during work hours at his job where he promotes New Zealand tourism.

David Archuleta's natural soulful voice has captivated America through his performances in American Idol. Although defeated by David Cook, he is still an idol to millions!

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Abraham J. Simpson, perennially known as "Grampa" Simpson. many of his memories seem wildly inaccurate and often physically or historically impossible. Listen to some of his funny qoutes.

Pings Pulsating electronics and the Enterprise food selector are featured in this soundboard. The Iillusion of space travel in Star Trek had to be carefully crafted with sound.

Barnyard Dog is cartoon character from the Looney Tunes. He first appeared in Walky Talky Hawky and often portrayed as the nemesis, and occasionally friend of, Foghorn Leghorn. He's typically seen at the start of a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon sleeping in his kennel, Foghorn approaches to slap him on the hindquarters with a wooden fencepost.

Uncle Junior Corrado played by Dominic Chianese is the old senile boss of the family. Throughout the series he loses it more and more and Tony becomes the defacto leader. Juniors a tough old bird. Mature language.

Star trek sounds conducive to talking to your project manager

Lloyd is the gay asian assistant to Hollywood agent Ari Gold on the TV show Entourage. Regardless of how cruel, inhuman and draconian Ari can be, Lloyd is always there to have his back.

The mouse voice of Fone jacker, phoning a pet shop

On December 31, 2006, TVLAND counted down the 100 Greatest TV Quotes and Catchphrases. See if you remember the top 21-40.

Jim Ignatowsky was a Character on the 1970's TV show "Taxi" played by Christoper Lloyd. Each episode of him featured huge laughs that make your sides hurt. Check this out!!!

In Glee, Jane Lynch the hilariously tyrannical head coach of the cheerleading squad who is determined to destroy the Glee program in order to co-opt their funding. She somehow manages to be horrible and really delightful at the same time.

Cartoon voices from several different characters. Dedicated to all the voice actors out there.

Quotes & songs of Phoebe From Friends

Ernest T. Bass was a fictional character on the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. He was played by Howard Morris. The guy's an absolutely unhinged, outrageous, hilbilly nutbar that I really think must somehow only be about 1/2 earthling!

Listen to these funny redubbed parody of GI JOE...Adult language!

This is a soundboard featuring quotes from the TV show "The Tick" (not the cartoon but the camera filmed, adult-themed tv show featuring Patrick Warburton as The Tick)