Two-A-Days is a hit reality show on MTV. The show is about the lives of kids at Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. It centers on the members of the school's highly-rated Hoover Bucs football team during the football season.

Late nite with David Letterman has been a cornerstone of American comdey for 25 plus years ! Check out this collection of funny audio clips from the many jokes skits monologues and gags with your nightly host David Letterman.

Michael Buckley is the host and writer of WHAT THE BUCK, the popular online celebrity news program. Love the gay take on celebrity news? He does too! Buck covers all the hot topics and will simply make stuff up if the real news sucked that week!

From the animation comedy series The Critic, here's Jay Sherman's lady friend Alice and her little girl Penny with some clever sound bytes.

Nathaniel Archibald is a successful business magnate in the TV series Gossip Girl played by Chace Crawford. Nate is close friends with Chuck Bass, he has been with girlfriend Blair Waldorf since kindergarten. He secretly harbors a lust for Serena van der Woodsen, with whom he shared a sordid one night stand.

Normally, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but when TV's favorite dysfunctional cartoon Family Guy comes to Sin City, the results are too hilarious to keep quiet. Check out their soundtrack here.

Bruce McCulloch frequently contributed surreal monologues or songs in comedy troupe the Kids in the Hall. He is the shortest member of the troupe, but he's comfortable with his height. Go Check This Out!

Late night with David Letterman has been a staple of American humor for 25 plus years ! Check out a collection of great audio clips from the many jokes skits monologues and gags.

Dr. Ahmed Kareem served as the villain for the original Jonny Quest series episode The Curse of Anubis. steals the statue of Anubis from the Temple of Anubis. He plans to implicate an outsider for the theft, and unify Arab nations against the outside world.

Pat Uskert, is a central member of the UFO Hunters show. He got into UFO Hunting because he is a person that likes his questions answered. In 2004 he had his own UFO sighting and has been on the lookout for answers ever since.

Sportacus played by Magnus Scheving, is a fit and agile acrobat with lightning fast style. He's always moving, flipping and somersaulting through the air and landing with flamboyane. He wants to make sure LazyTown is happy, and knows that they have to be healthy and fit to be so.

Chef Goes Nanners is episode 408 of the Comedy Central series South Park. Chef is declaring that South Park's flag is racist; meanwhile, Wendy finds herself strangely attracted to Cartman. Listen to these wacky clips here!

This is Cleveland Brown from the Cleveland Show by Seth MacFarlane

Tila Tequila or Tila Nguyen became one of the internet's most sought-after models. Playboy featured this petite beauty in both its magazine and on its television channel. Get hooked with her ringers here... what a hottie!

She's a bit bulky but this 17 year old lady is versatile and full of energy when she sings. Hear some of her sound clips that would inspire young singers out there.

Spitting Image was a satirical puppet show that ran on the UKs ITV television network from 1984 to 1996. Famous characters in British and international life were re-created in the form of latex puppets, which - in the manner of newspaper political cartoons - grossly exaggerated that person's most obvious facial or personality characteristic.

Sound clips of Edie Britt played by Nicollette Sheridan, is the neighborhood slut and proud of it. She always competed with Susan over the affections of plumber Mike.