This soundboard contains some badly dubbed or absurdly worded clips from several Kung Fu movies, including popular ones. Sometimes when I watch these movies I just shake my head. Be sure to look at the 2nd Kung Fu board too!

This soundboard is dedicated to the hillarious stylings of Toucher and Rich on the Rock of Boston 104.1 WBCN heard weekday mornings from 6-10.

Brooding poet turned songwriter Leonard Cohen found himself enamoured by Rock and Roll legends and poets everywhere. Somehow I doubt that was what he was after. A man of truth and touching poetic vision.

It's got winners, losers, mountains of money, hot models and of course Howie Mandell... How could one not enjoy the entertainment value of NBC's hit game show Deal or No Deal? Listen to these tracks and get into the winner's circle now!

Ever found yourself saying "WOW thunder!" If it's been a while, listen to these audio recordings of lightning and thunder, sure to stir you're memories of mother nature's fury.

HAL 9000 is a fictional computer character in the Space Odyssey movies, the first being 2001: A Space Odyssey, written by Arthur C. Clarke and directed by Stanley Kubrick.

Classic Steven Spielberg sci fi movie about man's contact with aliens from outer space. He said "I really found my faith when I heard that the Government was opposed to the film."

A Welsh poet of mesmerising power and author of the radio play. Dylan Thomas was known as much for his self-destructive lifestyle as for his romantic poetry.

I gathered up what sound recordings I could find from over the years on TeamSpeak and found a very interesting and yet embarrassing things said by our friend Mr.Lazoras for some laughs. Have fun and enjoy!

He's nutty, loves animals, hates she-dudes and bats, can park any auto 'like a glove' plus he can catch a bullet in his big teeth - he's Ace, the world's greatest pet detective, enjoy!

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Just a test

Predicting eruptions will become easier now scientists are using technology to translate the patterns in a volcano's behaviour into sound waves. Here is a volcano and lava sound collection.

Fundamentally, seismic waves are vibrations in the Earth. Unlike audible sounds, they are usually at a much lower frequency and below the range of normal hearing. These ones are audible, check them out.

Jamaican reggae singer-songwriter and musician Bob Marley sang about Jamaica's oppressed peoples and their deep solidarity and spirituality.

Legendary Indian sitar player,composer and teacher, Ravi Shankar has opened the door to appreciating the music of India. Father of popular singer Norah Jones.

Director & Producer Spielberg's amusing and suspenseful movies, often embrace escapism and sentimentality. Jaws, Close Encounters and E.T. we're big hits, so much so that E.T. was prescreened at the White House for Ronald Reagan and staff.

Spielberg's powerful and remarkable film about a boy and his unusual befriendment of an extra terrestrial. Possibly his finest film, E.T. captures a piece of childhood, and reminds the rest of us of a time long since past.