This is a work related soundboard and should only be used during work hours!!!!

Intended for releaving boredom at work and creating irreverent levity during serious moments.

A guy who just happens to be white. One of those white men you've heard about.

Clips from the Brooklynnite86 phone calls. Adult Language!

Tak Fuji, lead producer of Ninety-Nine Nights II, is on stage. Online co-op and leaderboards, hard difficulty (or just harder in general?), something about one million troops. ""This is not just a hack and slash title anymore. It's an EXTREME hack and slash." EXTREMEEEE!

Cortana is an artificial intelligence construct who accompanies the Master Chief throughout the Halo trilogy. She provides advice and orders via voice-over in Halo: Combat Evolved and its sequels. Cortana is highly skilled and capable of hacking alien computer systems and decoding transmissions. She was voiced by Jen Taylor.

Egghead was a villain created for the 1960s Batman television series. Played by Vincent Price, the character was identifiable by his pale bald head and white and yellow suit. He believed himself to be "the world's smartest criminal," and his crimes would usually have an egg-motif to them as well as including egg puns in his speech.

Sound FX

He is a foul mouthed guy from the United Kingdom. Adult language!

Despicable Me's teasers and trailers seemed to represent a few different movies, and that's reflected by the general segregation of comedy styles that the film begins with. At the film's start, Gru (Steve Carrell) handles the dark comedy, the trio of orphans get the cutesy comedy, and the minions handle the slapstick. As the film progresses, though

Legend speaks of an ape-like creature named Knobby, who called upper Cleveland County home in the late 1970s.It was June 5 when Tim Peeler supposedly spotted a man-beast, upwards of 10 feet tall, that screeched like a night bird and grunted in the warm night air.

Halo is truly "Combat Evolved." Major strides in artificial intelligence allow enemies to dodge fire, flank their opponents, take cover, and work as a cohesive unit on the battlefield.

He is a Russian man who does not like Americans or black people. Adult Language.

Produced during 1941-42, the classic Superman cartoons of Max and Dave Fleischer remain among the finest works in animation history. They were responsible for Superman being able to fly. A great reminder of the early days of animation and super heroes... Fleischer Studios were masters at this!

Supergirl is a 1984 superhero film. A young woman searching for an orb of immense power travels to Earth, and there instantly acquires super abilities. Standing in her way is an evil and powerful sorceress, who has captured the orb in order to supercharge her black magic.