This is the soundboard I use to communicate through Ventrilo since I don't have a mic.

Misc Sound Bites

Bruce Willis is one of Hollywood's most beloved and iconic leading men. He is most known for the autobiographical Die Hard films and his unique mix of humour and dead-face seriousness. He has demonstrated remarkable versatility in his career. Check out his famous catchphrases here! Adult Language.

The Red Mist was another teenager following the example of Kick-Ass. But his cooler appearance stole some Kick-Ass fandom. Trying to settle things right, Dave tried to talk to him and force Red Mist to give up his super hero identity but in the end they decided to team-up when a building was on fire. Adult Language!

Hit Girl aka Mindy Macready is being played by Chloe Moretz. Hit-Girl is a skilled and brutal fighter. She was raised by her father, Big Daddy. Unlike most girls of her age she is very interested in weapons and can handle death well. She doesn't seem to be at all bothered by blood and guts. Adult Language!

Comics fan Nicolas Cage turned to the ’60s television version of Batman for inspiration as he crafted his portrayal of Big Daddy in the movie Kick-Ass. Big Daddy, the secret identity of ex-cop Damon Macready, dons a DIY costume that looks a lot like a certain caped crusader before going out on his vigilante runs.

Dave Lizewski was an average high school student. who dreamed of becoming a hero. Dissatisfied with his underwhelming life, he created an improvised superhero suit,and armed himself with a pair of batons. then became the greatest superhero of all time, Kick Ass.

My soundboard includes.... Duke Nukem, arnold schwarzenegger, wow nerd, wtf boom, Over 9000!, Most annoying sound in the world, Zelda, leroy jenkins and Random stuff.

Kenan Thompson stars as a member of the Saturday Night Live crew, of which he’s been a member since 2003. He is the first castmember in the history of SNL to be born after SNL's 1975 debut. Thompson has made numerous contributions to the show including impressions of some famous celebrities.

Ready, aim... bounce! Bounce the ball off the pegs, trying to eliminate all the orange ones while also hitting green ones for power-ups and purple ones for bonus points.

Met a bitter person who was thankful? or a thankful person who was bitter? Nick Vujicic is thankful for what he has, nor bitter for what he does not have. He was born without arms or legs but the love he holds overcomes any physical limitation. The human spirit can handle much more than we realize. This guy really inspired me!

Zuma is a fast-paced puzzle game. The objective is to eliminate all the balls rolling round the screen. When three or more of the same color come in contact, they explode, possibly triggering other explosions as part of a chain reaction. Unearth the secrets of Zuma!

The New Adventures of Old Christine may have too long of a title and may have the format of a stereotypical sitcom but it is pure genius. This show is one of very few in recent history that has made me laugh out loud. Christine is pathetic, she is as pathetic as all of us feel at times, she really just can't catch a break. Something Worth Watching!

The film works on every level and we live the changes the characters suffer with a palpitating heart of recognition. The entire cast is outstanding with Samuel L Jacksong giving a performance that is a revelation in itself. Gentle, strong, moving, powerful and funny. A film I highly recommend. Direction is consistently sensitive and intelligent.

Furry Vengeance tells the story of animals that are trying to save their forest, by making Dan's life miserable. It had some genuinely funny moments in it, The Whak-a-Mole Gag, The Toilet gag, and had some great one liners. Really funny and good point to make to children and adults about animals.

I found the show to be very funny. I have seen a few episodes of the new CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory and to me it's one of the best written sitcoms currently on network TV. The scripts are filled with scientific references some people might not understand but they are very witty.