Gir's Famous Quotes

favourites from media, movies, music, sound effects

Mel Brooks has spent decades making people laugh. A certifiable legend with an emphasis on the certifiable part in the entertainment industry. He is also known as the grand master of movie satire and is one of Hollywood's most successful filmmakers.

Jean-Claude Van Damme was one of the iconic action stars of the late-eighties, early nineties. he showed off his skills in full-contact karate, becoming the heir apparent to Bruce Lee in terms of style and charisma. Here are some of his clips...

who does the splits like that in the kitchen over a carton of spilled milk? Since his performances in movies like Bloodsport, Van Damme has had a bit of a falling out with Hollywood. More clips of the muscles from Brussels!

More of Homer Simpson's Hit Songs!!!

Homer Simpson Rules with his songs here... Sing With Homer!

National Football League linebacker Joey Porter plays for the Miami Dolphins. If Porter plays for your team, and his antics are paying dividends on the field, it can be hilarious and comedy gold. One of the league's most stupendous trash talkers of all-time. Adult Language.

Like the first JFK, John Forbes Kerry is generally liberal on domestic issues and more conservative over foreign policy. He fought a generally well-regarded campaign but John Forbes Kerry lacks the charisma of John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Unquestionably the most controversial aspect of Element stemmed from Chris Tuckers over-the-top acting as deejay Ruby Rhod. He lends his natural pitch inflation to the character which gives him a feeling of spunk when he graces the screen. Freeze those Knees my chickades!

You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. Like for example the popular phrase from Dave Chappelle... "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Hear the source of this phenomenon!

Norm McDonald is one of the funniest comedians out there, yet he can't get any respect and recognition. He can be obnoxious at times, hilarious the next moment. Listen here..

stuff to play during church service for a little fun

The first question everyone asks about "Ocean's Twleve" is, "Is it as good as 'Ocean's Eleven'?" Well, no, not really, but "Ocean's Twelve" still stands on its own and has enough wit, fun capers, intact storyline and gorgeous people. Ocean recruits one more team member so he can pull off three major European heists in this sequel to Ocean's 11.

Christmas With the Joker is the thirty-eighth episode of Batman: The Animated Series. The Joker escapes from Arkham on Christmas Eve. It's Christmas time in New York...and the Joker is still causing trouble ...

Ocean Eleven film (2001) is loaded with celebrities such as George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Andy Garcia, and Matt Damon. Danny Ocean and his hand-picked crew of specialists gather in Las Vegas to attempt the most extravagant casino heist ever. It is a movie that not only makes you think, but also makes you laugh.