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Collection of sounds from PokerRoad Radio! Ahh, Durka Durka Durka!

Dan Quayle is widely considered to have been one of the most incompetent and inexperienced US Vice Presidents in history. Like Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin, American voters we're reminded during election time ads that Dan Quayle: is just a heartbeat away. Through out is his years in the public eye he was painfully confused and inappropriate.

Ann Richards(1933-2006) was the epitome of Texas politics: a figure larger than life who had a gift for captivating the public with her great wit. She paved the way as a leader and a role model for women who aspire to the highest levels of leadership. She battle and died of esophageal cancer at the age of 73.

Ah the 80's; a magical period when wallets were big, hair was bigger, and Muppets were actually cool. You probably remember a little cartoon character known as Rainbow Brite; the perky, confident, colorful little sprite who used the power of the rainbow to save the day from the gloomy evils threatening the happiness of Rainbow Land.

Slugs is a 1988 film about flesh eating slugs. Yes it sounds lame but it's actually quite creepy. Especially that noise they make! These slugs were growing together in a town that used to be a toxic waste dump. A classic bad horror movie for this Halloween!

Ahhh 1940s Sex disease training films, always funny. The Military actually showed training films that horrifically portrayed the results of sexually transmitted diseases. Look out Sailor, something that appears to be cauliflower is growing out of your privates! Check out these World War II era clips that were intended to educate sailors about STDs

Deathstalker(1983) is one of few films that includes sword fighting, nudity, mud wrestling, full frontal nudity, and mid evil characters. A warrior named DEATHSTALKER competes in a tournament in order to marry a princess & take over an evil wizards castle.

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Playlist full of funny sounds for prank calls.

If you're a hockey fan you certainly know who Don Cherry is, even if you don't have the NHL Center Ice package. He is adored all over Canada and was even named one of the greatest Canadians ever. Cherry is a connoisseur of the flashy suit and isn't afraid to sport a number that would burn your retinas.

Being a woman in hip-hop isn't about wearing a little pair of shorts and shaking your arse for guys. It's about empowering yourself by performing something you believe in. There's absolutely no reason why girls shouldn't give it a go. Girls can beatbox just as well as the boys... Go check this out!

She used to be being Hugh Hefner's main girlfriends, bur the former Hawaiian Tropic model is now single. She remains a sexy star of The Girls Next Door and a hot fan favorite !

I Have the Power... For those of us who grew up in the 80s, that phrase is all too familiar. He-Man, Master of the Universe, goes against the evil Skeletor to save the planet. Check this out!

This release compiles driver safety films from the forties and fifties. It deals with the issue of reckless teenagers behind the wheel of a car, a topic even more terrifying than the thought of nuclear war.

What's a mad scientist to do when his fiancee is hacked to bits in a lawnmower accident? Why, salvage the head and use Times Square streetwalkers to build her a new body, of course! Outrageous horror-comedy proves you can take the heart out of the hooker, but you can't take the hooker out of the heart.

No their are no vampires in it but Bloodsucking Freaks aka as The Incredible Torture Show is filled with sadistic, gross, torturistic images sure to satisfy any vampiristic desires. This 1976 horror film is one of the worst b movie exploitation movies ever!

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is a 1989 film starring Shannon Tweed and Bill Maher. The basic idea is that the USA is running short of avocados and they need to make a deal with the Piranha Women to increase the free worlds supply. A truly bad movie !