Most people use answering machines or voicemail for a greeting. I have a lists here of some funny answering machine messages that will give you a creative idea on communicating to your callers when your busy or not around.

The Annoying Orange is a series of YouTube videos, created by Daneboe, uploaded to his self-titled account. The show's protagonist and main character is an unintelligent and extremely annoying young orange named Orange who enjoys telling jokes to his friends and hanging out with Daneboe.

This soundboard plays 18 different "Allahu Akbar" screams. This is not meant to offend anyone nor disrespect the muslim belief.

Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. In it, Mario must rescue a damsel in distress from the giant ape named Donkey Kong. Mario has a hammer and it's on like Donkey Kong!

These are really cool. They're acapella versions of Michael Jackson's songs. It's like listening to MJ in a totally new way. So, in memory of the great man, listen to his songs...Surely MJ will be missed!

Welcome to the Swedish Chef Soundboard, the Muppets' resident crazy cook. The famed gourmet shares his culinary secrets and silliness in piping hot entertainment for every appetite.

This soundboard is dedicated to the hillarious stylings of Toucher and Rich on the Rock of Boston 104.1 WBCN heard weekday mornings from 6-10.

Dane Cook is an up & coming comedian that has had great success with his cable television "Stand Up" comedy specials and small comedic roles in Hollywood movies. Sit back relax and listen to this future legendary "Stand Up" comedian.

The IT Crowd is an absurdist satire of office dramas, featuring those most indispensable of nerds, tech support geeks. The really low sense of humor and the great geek jokes really made the show.

Kerpals prank calls to a house accusing Abtars daughter of kicking his dog. Adult language

I've taken clips from songs where their singer is screaming people's faces off.

From the movie Team America! Kim Jong Il sings: I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone... Enjoy the puppet modeled after the actual Soviet-born leader of North Korea. (Adult language)

When gathered together, these large number of persons creates different reactions to their daily activities. Let's listen to some sound clips of the crowd interacting with the reality of our environment.

In a sport filled with legends, Ric Flair's legacy surpasses them all. His trademarked "Whooo!" can be heard by the fans whenever any wrestler chops another wrestler. Listen to the clips of "Nature Boy"!

Beautiful bird sounds from all over the world with name and origin.

A wealth of clips from the Donald. Including: sincere business advice, an invention proposal from Ali G, The Apprentice tv show, and of course Donald vs. Rosie O'Donnell. Listen to this soundboard or YOU'RE FIRED!

Sometimes irreverent, always dramatic, William Shatner played the captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise on the classic Star Trek TV show. Bill got his start in improv comedy.

1973 Horror film classic about a psychologically damaged teen who ends up being actually possesed. The most scariest movie of all time, tells the story of the demonic possession of a tweleve year old girl. Adult Language.

Ozzy is the lead vocalist of the pioneering heavy metal band Black Sabbath-popular solo artist,&former star of the popular reality show The Osbournes. Osbourne has sold over 27 million albums in the US.

Toucan birds commonly keep up a racket of vocalization, which suggests that they are not trying to remain hidden. They have a croaking call that sounds like RRRRK.

Excuses and explanations from the guys who got busted on Dateline NBC's To catch a predator show.

From the Russian word meaning "White" the Beluga whale is known as the canary of the sea as they produce a vast repertoire of sounds including whistles, squeals, moos, chirps, and clicks.

So funny he deserves his own soundboard. Steve Stifler, the Stifmeister, makes all the American Pie movies consistently funny. Enjoy f*ckers!

Here are some of my favorite sports audio moments - enjoy! Check back, I will add to it regularly. Peace.Todd