Jim Carrey Fast facts: Canadian, death metal fan, loves Radiohead, terrific sculptor, The highest paid comedy movie actor, has a chip in his front tooth, loves pro wrestling, his face is very stretchy.

Quake Sounds.....Best Sounds For FPS!!

Short one liners of only Borat speaking. Perfect for fun pranks with your friends. Some adult language.

On November 10, 2009, acclaimed developer Infinity Ward will make its return with the release of Modern Warfare 2, the sequel to Call of Duty 4. It was originally referred to under the working title Call of Duty 6. Sergeant MacTavish, promoted to captain in the Special Air Service, returns as a non-playable character and the head of Task Force 141.

Cardinals are active songbirds and sing a variety of different melodies. Both sexes sing clear, slurred whistled phrases that can be composed of several phrase types which it combines into different songs.

One of the most well known, prettiest singing birds who sings of love according to mythology and symbolism. Because they sing all night long, the nightingale was once believed to have no need for sleep. Listen to the song of this wonderful creature!

Can I have a drumroll please? Right before your big punchline you gotta have a drum roll. These audio clips deliver a hit everytime, but your joke may not.

Adolf Hitler-April 20, 1889 April 30, 1945) was Chancellor of Germany from 1933, and Fhrer (Leader) of Germany from 1934 until his death. He was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party,the Nazi Party.

Hear these evils spirits and monsters laugh when they attain victory!

Glen Quagmire is a character on the animated series, Family Guy. Notable for his prodigious libido, he is voiced by Seth MacFarlane. Quagmire rocks, but he's freaky. Check out the famous clips of these nasty fellow... Giggity, giggity!

The classic noises every boy loves to make... Machine guns sounds! It is legal for your phone to have a machine gun sounds but you could be held responsible when these gunfire sounds would lead the public to panic.

Burps belches and earthshaking guturral explosions.

This board contains some of the finer insults and cuss words known in the romantic language. Please do not feel free to throw these about, they can be quite insulting. But try a few with your latin friends :o)

Sound clips of Pandas, the most distinctively marked of all bears. Their basic coloring is white and black. Pandas try to avoid each other and spend most of their time alone.

great sound bytes from the yet to be seen on TV Gay Robot!

Snoop is best known as an MC in the West Coast hip hop scene, and for being one of producer Dr. Dre's most notable proteges. His catch phrase is widely known as "Fo' shizzle, ma nizzle", meaning, "Fo' sho', ma nigga"!

Ken Jeong portrayed the role of Mr. Leslie Chow in the movie The Hangover. His turn as the quirky Asian gangster Mr. Chow is so out there that you cant help but laugh, and is certainly one of the most talked about elements of this film. Adult Language.

Hawks were named among the most intelligent birds based on this scale. Hawks are believed to have vision as good as 20/2, about eight times more acute than humans with good eyesight.

Tigers are easily recognizable by their stripes and their tawny fur color, which may range from yellow to orange (the white tiger is one notable exception)and they are predatory carnivores.

The man, the movie, the legend. Sound clips form the Borat movie film. Adult language, lewdness and many many unsavory acts against humanity.

As people that take their videogames seriously, here are some videogame ring tones for general phone usage. Put the track on your cellphone and it's almost like a badge of honor that shines every time you get a call.

Funny quotes by Jack Black, many from movies, some from appearances on Saturday Night Live. Some Mature language.

How big 'a boy are ya? Hear the prank calls made by two Tulsa, Oklahoma radio hosts as Roy D. Mercer. If you don't listen, that just boils down to an ass whoopin'!!

A growing collection of fart music and fart tracks - including the classic 'Curry in the Air Tonight' cover remix by Mr. Methane. Also check out the Baked Bean commercial.