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Who's ready to have their ass kicked
You are about to be introduced to the US Army
You are the lowest form of commie scumbag
Who's got a target
Unit running patrol scheme alpha 4
Unit running patrol scheme delta 7
Welcome visitor
What is your major malfunction, maggot
What's the matter, you pansy ass pinko, getting tired
Threat to peace located, pacifying
Time to hit the showers
Time to pray to whatever heathen gods you believe in commie
Today's a hell of a day to die, commie
Typical commie manuver
Unit deactivating This troop is hitting the rack
There's nothingI like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country
This area is under the protection of the US Army
This battlefield now belongs to Uncle Sam
The enemy has retired before the awesome might of the US Army
There's nothing I like better than the smell of plasma in the morning
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