Jason Beaver

This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!  

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This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!

I've got balls of steel
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Balls of steel
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Balls
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Steel
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Have A Taste of My Ball
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Looks Like You're F'd
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I'm Gonna Kill You Old Style
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You Can See My D*ck From Here
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I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker
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You're an inspiration for birth control
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I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass
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Damn, you're ugly
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You're gonna die for that
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Rest in pieces
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Wasted!
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I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
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Blow it out your ass!
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Yippie kai-ay mother f***er!
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Don't get your panties all in a bunch
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Who wants some?
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Come get some!
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This is KTIT...
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Damn, that was annoying.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Quit wasting my time
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My name's Duke Nukem
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This really pisses me off
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You're pissin me off
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Now I'm really pissed off
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Get back to work, you slacker!
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Looks like it's time for me to go postal
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I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
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Go ahead, make my day
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I'm gonna get medieval on your asses
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Don't have time to play with myself
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See you in hell
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...
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You guys suck
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Hail to the king, baby!
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I like big guns...
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It's my way or...
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Shit happens
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*sniff* Something smells rotten...
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Die, you S.O.B.!
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Eat shit and die
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Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
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My gun's bigger than yours
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Say hello to my little friend
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Get that crap outta here
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Game over!
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Son of a bitch!
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Ooooh, that's gotta hurt.
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Holy cow
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Holy shit!
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Let God sort 'em out!
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What, there's only one of you?
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It hurts to be you
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You talkin to me?
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