Commissioner Dypko

This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!

Cartoons just wouldn't be cartoons without the loopy, larger-than-life sound effects. The whams, zips, swooshes, zaps, beep-beeps, and pows are what make animation really come alive! Every cartoon needs a dose of pizzazz... Download for less than $0.05 per track. Or just enjoy!

Fart fun everyone. Fart tunes and fart sounds that are truly a gas!

Did you fart? - No. Then which one is you? Every fart you can imagine is here...

Barking is a dogs natural reaction to changes in his environment, he should be allowed to indulge himself as long as its reasonable but some dogs bark at everything they see and hear. Listen to these barking dogs clips some maybe irritable but some are cute...