Penny Modesto

A daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team. The Onion bills itself as American's Finest News Source, though its brand of news is far from the real variety. Recent headlines include, God Checks Into Mayo Clinic For Routine Physical and Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home. Here are some clips anchored by Doyle Redland.  

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A daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team. The Onion bills itself as American's Finest News Source, though its brand of news is far from the real variety. Recent headlines include, God Checks Into Mayo Clinic For Routine Physical and Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home. Here are some clips anchored by Doyle Redland.

Selfish Scientists Won't Share New Findings
Free
China Leaks Preemptive Apology
Free
God Checks Into Mayo Clinic
Free
Americans Settling For Sex At Home
Free
Father's Ghost Still Neglects His Daughter
Free
Kidnappers Running Out Of Fingers To Send
Free
Auto Dealer Saving All The Good Cars
Free
College Student Gradually Becomes Townie
Free
Elk Majestically Tramples 3
Free
Faith In God To Rough Questioning
Free
Man Who Lost Leg
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New 26-Foot Micro Marathon Hailed
Free
New Line Of Paper Cookware
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Peter Gallagher Once Again Named Man Of The Year
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Space Station Crew Members
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