Bheng Dy

Spice up your phones with these funny answering machine messages I've put in for you guys.  

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Spice up your phones with these funny answering machine messages I've put in for you guys.

Singing, Coca-Cola Version
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Spice Girls
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Having Sex, Ahhh
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Marvin The Martian
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Mission Impossible
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Singing, we're sorry we're not home
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Thank you for calling Dial-An-Asshole
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A Horse Racing
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Clint Eastwood
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I can't find the phone
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Ass
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Depressed
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Fart
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Leprosy
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Leprosy
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Lesbian Hotline
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Obscene
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Rude
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Santa
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Sexy
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Toilet
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Location
UK
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